Saturday, December 12, 2009

"It needs to be here by Friday."

Listen: if you are going to demand that your special-order arrives Friday, make me swear that it arrives Friday, tell me that you will be upset and disappointed and that I will ruin a child's Hanukkah if it doesn't arrive Friday, and then I pull your book out of the box first thing on Friday and call you to say it's here, it is NOT ok for you to tell me that you're going to pick it up next week.
I am very, very disappointed in you.

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