Thursday, March 4, 2010

Bag Lady

Too many transactions play out this way:

Me: Ok, you're all set. Would you like a bag?
Customer: Well, yesss. It's raining.

How I wish these transactions would end:

Me: Ok, you're all set. Would you like a bag?
Customer: Well, yesss. It's raining.
Me: Oh, IS IT? I guess I had just totally missed looking out any of the 4 plate glass windows I have surrounding me to take a look at the current precipitation status. I asked you if you wanted a bag, not for a fucking weather report.

No comments:

Post a Comment